30.07.07 - Please check out the Blog Archive as I've just finished upating it to include all my lazy blog entries. Yay!!

Welcome...

Welcome to Getwiththepogrom.com. Please, get into the spirit of things, get with the pogrom so to speak and impale some poor misunderstood freak on the pitchfork of an unfeeling townsperson. Burn down the house of someone that you feel to be a witch. It's your responsibility as a member of the pogrom. Oh and BTW I'm referring to the archtypal literary interpretation of pogrom here, not that more literal antisemetic affair you read about in history books and the like. I think we can all agree that a mob of angry townfolk chasing a mildy deformed man out of town because they believe him to be some kind of demon is MUCH more funny than a group of NAZI scum (May they all burn in hell). If nothing else, the former has much greater drama.

In the tabs above you will find your way to the Blog, Book Review, Photos and Links sections of the site. Please poke around, be nosy, rifle through someone else's stuff. We all know what fun it is, why resist? And because I like you so much, well I'll tolerate you for now, I'll let you bookmark absolutely any page that you wish, honest!

In the Book Reviews section you'll find biting and hard edged, semi-competent analyses of popular (and some unpopular) fiction. We all know what fun it is to read and exercise that flabby muscle in the old cranium now don't we?

The Blog is nothing more than a meager record of my normal, fallible existnce. No, it does not chronicle amazing, volcano-climbing adventures in Central America, if you're after that sort of affair please go here. Get With the Pogrom Blog is just the inecessant babblings of an unbalanced individual who barely escaped working for the government with his brain mostly intact.

The Photos section is a collection of happy snaps, portraiture and photographic art, perpertrated by yours truly and (with a much greater degree of skill) by my partner, Velvet Millar.

Dave.
A Strange man indeed. Senior editor of Free Software Magazine and voluntarily bald.

Velvet.
"If you do it for cheese, you're still a whore."

Phoebe.
Vocalist of The Belle Ends and wife to the super sexy Mr. Timothy Hamzah.

Bridget.
Avid volcano climber and sometimes literary buff. All round pestilent whore.