Degenerate Scum.

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Few things impress me more than someone insinuating that I’m gay, and that I just don’t know it yet. I mean come on. What kind of fucking nipple are you?

The conversation went a little like this:

“HI! Oh hello there, this is my mate Blake. Blake this is (Some retard I used to go to school with).”

“Is he you partner in crime or just your mate?”

“Um..ha ha..ahem… Yeah we’ve just been having a coffee down the road…”

“I said is he your partner in crime or just your mate? Huh? Heh heh heh, Ay? Ay?”

“Well, no. I’ve had a girlfriend for three years now…

“Oh God! Have you still got a girl friend?”

“Uh, yeah.”

“You poor bugger…”

“Right. Bye.”

I honestly used to think that there was something wrong with me. Now I know it’s just half-witted. cum-guzzling fuck-puppets who have a far greater chance of being fucked brutally by their abusive boyfriend and squeezing out mal-formed, dipshit offspring than they have of actually hitting two brain cells off one another and grabbing a single clue about the world outside their expansive lawn-lined suburban shit-fight of an existence.

These are not my people. Trust me, they’re not yours either.

These are back water scum sucking retards who have a century old cookie cutter ideal of what a ‘man’ should be and unfortunately too many of them are punched in the back of the head and impregnated, or punch something in the back of the head and impregnate it, and raise ugly illegitimate cack that they teach their dead-shit anti-knowledge to.

This is a group of yokel fucks for whom a guy who doesn’t grunt as his oral language, who could NOT care less about sport, who doesn’t reduce all women to a bunch of holes for him to fuck is something that falls so far outside the classification of a normal ‘bloke’ that he must be gay.

I pity them and their sour smelling, piss-fouled children and the tiny hole through which they are eternally destined to view the world.

Next on my list of things to do:

Create a bogan-seeking virus that makes them bleed out of every orifice and then DIE!!!

(Or maybe endeavour to avoid talking to people that I used to got to school with. Yeah. this sounds much more achievable.)

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