About GWTP

Okay, so this bit is supposed to allow you to put a human face to the genius and brilliant words you will have no doubt been eating up like as much candy as you peruse this utterly fucking whimsical website that we’ve brought you.

I am Lucifer Ramshaw, His Royal Highness, Chief Executive and Grand Poombah of Get With The Pogrom. You may attach this gorgeous face to the words contained throughout GWTP, but bear in mind a couple of other useless layabout scumbags also help out here and there. If you’ll kindly look down and to the left a bit, I’ve made an effort to recognise their demented contributions. Generous of me really. I’ve made their pictures smaller than mine of course, to exemplify their general less-ness in relation to me. Also, I put another photo of myself in here as well as I knew you’d be hanging out for another gawk by that point. I mean, how could you not? Just check out the big one up top again for a second. Bangin’ hot.

Anyhow, check out the blogs, links, short stories, image galleries and book reviews. Do it. Do it now.

- Lucifer.

Dear Adoring Hordes,

Thanks for visiting Get With The Pogrom. Firstly let’s discuss this: Yes, we know that’s not how you spell ‘program’, and No, we didn’t just make a spelling mistake.

A Pogrom is an act of violence, such as a massacre or genocide, committed en masse by an angry mob, acting out an intense conviction or belief . Occasionally, individuals involved recall an overwhelming compulsion to conform with the herd mentality and are left confused as to how, and why, they have become party to vicious and insidious acts.

Vaguely, we are asserting that after reading what we’ve provided you with here, you may find yourself inexplicably beating your neighbour to death with a stale baguette because he was being TOO FUCKING LOUD... Similarly, your instrument of murder may turn out to be a rolled up newspaper or a box of coloured pencils. We can’t say for sure, we’re not telepathic, okay?! Just accept that you will do horrible, unspeakable things as a result of visiting this website and just GET OVER IT. God, stop being so precious and get on with the carnage, you fucking Mary-Anne.

Contributing Psychos

Bridget Kulakauskas

Velvet Millar

Dave Guard

Bridget Kulakauskas

Lucifer Ramshaw

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Contact.

If you’d like to bother Lucifer, Velvet, Dave or Bridget you may do so as per these instructions:

To bother Lucifer, in the ‘to:’ field of an email, type lmramshaw followed by the @ symbol followed by me followed by . followed by com .

To bother Velvet, type velvetmillar followed by the @ symbol, followed by yahoo followed by . followed by com followed by . followed by au.

To bother Bridget, click here.

To bother Dave, you’re going to have to try really, really hard. Unless of course you are Lucifer Ramshaw, in which case it will just come very naturally to you.